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About 30 mins ago someone requested headline ideas for the Twitter niche. He is writing an ebook for the twitter market and hopefully these ideas will help him and others.
You may notice that some headlines contradict others, it’s very easy to create headlines by simply thinking about the opposing view. You may want to pick your headlines that support your view, but it’s very effective to create headlines that oppose your readers views. Opposing views or views that go against the perceived wisdom can sometimes create discussion and shake people up a little. Most people browse the web extremely quickly and so the ability to shake them up a little is crucial.
Hopefully these headlines will spark a little fire in your brain you can warm your toes on.
The greatest Tweets since history began
Will Twitter really make me a millionaire
Why my dog doesn’t twitter
3 Reasons you should never twitter whilst on the toilet
How drunk twittering can lead to a divorce
Is Coffee the fuel of twitter and if so, which bean?
Is the level of ADD sufferers higher on Twitter
Why your business should twitter now
People who should twitter more
People who should twitter less
People who really should start twittering
People who should really stop twittering
Is the best thing about Twitter that it distracts your competitor?
10 of the most stupid tweets ever
What defines a Tweet Guru
People you absolutely must follow on twitter
What is the carbon footprint of twitter
How twitter can help seo
Ways Twitter can help get a job
Ways Twitter can get you sacked
Bankers who tweet
Ultimate list of politicians who tweet
Can you call yourself a geek if you have no twitter account
A list of people who slagged twitter but who now are addicted
10 best put downs about twitter
10 Scientists who twitter
Why twitter will never make a profit
How to spot a spammer on twitter
Is Twitter the new dating hotspot
Most famous fake twitter accounts
Top ten things people most hate about twitter
Top ten things people love about twitter
10 Twitter gurus and their advice
How to make twitter work for you
Get 10,000 twitter followers in 3,4 secs
Why success on twitter is not about the number of followers
On Twitter, the amount of people who follow you is crucial
How spammers game twitter
Top ten twitter scams
Twitter tips an Ebook should really teach
The evolution of the tweet
Who makes money from twitter
How you can make money from twitter
8 reasons twitter will lose you money
15 ways to save money by using twitter
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6 Responses to Twitter Headlines
Gerald Weber
May 24th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
I like the one “Why my dog doesn’t Twitter.”
Unfortunately ever since my dog got his new iphone he is actually always on Twitter. So I won’t be able to use that headline.
Sourav Sharma
May 25th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Nice collection….I am thinking as as if I can add something of my own to the list..
will come back and post few…:)
Phil Harper
May 26th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
On the subject of “What is the carbon footprint of twitter”…. we figured it out…
http://blog.fluidcreativity.co.uk/index.php/what-is-the-carbon-footprint-of-twitter/
Darren Moloney
May 26th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Great headlines, some really cracked me, especially about tweeting on the bog, bit like not making calls there either. Fantastic start.
Mark
July 3rd, 2009 at 5:04 am
A few ideas…
100 stupid things overheard on twitter
How to Hook Up on Twitter
How to keep twitter from costing your job (just saw you had similar)
David Walker
July 30th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Hi Lyndon,
I just found this list - awesome! I blogged about my own negative Twitter experience which caused quite a stir amongst the commenters so this list gives me plenty of fuel for further Twitter fire!
I like: “A list of people who slagged twitter but who now are addicted”. I think David Cameron is the next to be converted!
David